Exciting news: all the problems plaguing physics have been solved. Dark matter, dark energy, quantum gravityMovie Camera – one amazing insight has delivered us from decades of struggle to a new knowledge nirvana.

There's a catch, however: I'm unable to tell you what that insight is. Neither I, nor any of my professional physicist friends, have the faintest clue. In fact, nobody except Eric Weinstein and mathematician Marcus du Sautoy are sufficiently familiar with the claims to venture an opinion.

Until yesterday Weinstein was largely unknown to us. He has a PhD in mathematical physics from Harvard University, but left academia years ago and now makes his living as an economist and consultant at a New York hedge fund.

That is not to say he doesn't have anything to contribute, but he will have to go through the proper channels. Physicists are inherently conservative. New claims, especially bold ones, face stiff resistance. That's for a good reason: faster-than-light neutrinos, anyone?

This isn't the first time a "theory of everything" turned out being be a theory of nothing. To read more, click here.