Dark Energy Explained for Dunces

The mystery of dark energy is explained by the hologram cosmological principle trivially and it shows how stupid we all are, me included, that it took this long.

I have generally shown that the Unruh temperature at any horizon is for static LNIF detectors (lowered on a cable, analog to Rindler observers) at distance d from the horizon (e.g. Taylor series in first order for dS metric g00 = 1 - /\r^2 distance d from our retro-causal post-selected future horizon).

kBTHorizon  ~ hc/(geometric mean of horizon radius with d)

If the smallest d is the Planck length Lp

kBTHorizon ~ hc/(LpRH)^1/2

The Stephan-Boltzmann Law is that the black body energy density ~ T^4

Voila!

(kBTHorizon)^4 ~ hc/(LpRH)^2

The RHS is the observed dark energy density.